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After a moose hunt, a hunter is found who accidently shot a cow. A friend tells him: you know who owns this cow? You are in deep trouble now.
The other: that is an easy one: I will just shoot a rabbit now, put it into her mouth and tell the cow was caught poaching.

I hope you did no know this one
 

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Slappin' my knee Torsten....That's what we suthern boys do when we hear a "good-un" ;)
 

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Hello Bowcephalus,

many thanks for your comment.

Should we apply for a hunters joke forum? The Germans have good hunters jokes (to my taste).

I hope you like that one:

For the first time a duck hunter takes his wife with him. He explains her all the mystery and challenges of a good duck hunter. One duck comes flying high over them, the hunter aims and shoots. Full hit.

He says to his wife: now you see how effective the shotgun is.

The wife: well when a duck has a full drop out of 30 yards height it would be dead anyway, without a gun...what is the sense of that now?

I have a few nice ones in mind when you return me one.

Torsten
 

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Here you go Torsten - re: duck hunting

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The attorney responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here. "

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U. S. ; and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. "

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Iowa. We settle small disagreements like this with the Iowa Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is this three-kick Rule? "

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up. "

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The lawyer was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn. "

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck.
 

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Hello Esquire and All of you,

that one got me laughing terribly.

I hope I can compete or at least remain on the same level:

1): Germany: big hunting event and they come home with 17 deer, 8 rabbits and 23 hoags killed +one hunter down.

His friend gets him to the hospital.

During the next morning he calls the hospital and asks about the situation of his friend.

The doctor says: well, the few shot gun bullets we got out of his bottom fairly easily, but his condition is still very critical as you brought him here field dressed...

2): Germany, vicinity to Austrian border: A German meets two Austiran hunters in the forest who killed an elk and try to get it to their car by pulling the hind legs.
The German hunter: you make your life a lot easier when you pull the elk by his front legs because the hide will not interfere.

After two hours he meets the two Austrians again and they are still pulling the elk.
Totally sweaty they tell that is really is much easier to pull the elk by his front legs, but now the car is so damn far away....
 
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