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    A young man with his pants hanging half off his hind end, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE living on welfare hanging out all day...
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    three girls that went to high school together finally graduated from college & decided to take a trip together overseas to celebrate. third night out, they got ripped to the gills in a bar & woke up in a jail. jailer comes in, says "lets go, time for your execution! they drag the girls down &...
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    Real nerd humor. Actually read this back when I worked at DEC (Digital Equipment Corp.) Just found it on the 'net. (And some people still wonder why the second-largest computer company in the world folded...) Q: How many DEC employees does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2 People -...
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    A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to
 the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper
 Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk
shop.

 One day, someone made the comment that...
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    I got this one from Ann at Border bows and just had to pass it on. Difference between Turpentine and Holy Water: A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had...
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    JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT (I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!) A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress...
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    just got one in the mail today (new to me) with 2 sets of limbs 49# and 60# ,the 49# makes a 60" bow and the 60# makes a 64" ,the 49# are some of the smoothest limbs i have ever shot ,and fast ,now i have got to put the 60# on and see how smooth and fast they are ,the riser is black and so are...
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    Thought I"d try to bring a little levity to the board. If not, if you've heard this one before, oh well.......happy holidays anyway. 3 gentlemen are standing at the pearly gates with St. Peter(SP, from now on) standing by to allow entry. He looks them over and says, "Since this is Christmas...
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    Put about 100 bricks, in some particular order, in a closed room, with an open window. Send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Analyze the situation according to the following: 1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the...
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    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner...
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    Good French Joke Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a British journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'" Nugent replied, "They aren't capable...
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    Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident" "OH NO!" the President exclaims."That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Bush sits, head...
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    ever hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac ? he laid awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog... :p stole this one off the ozbow site ... know why they call it PMS ? mad cow disease was already taken... ps2
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    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and...
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    A Real Bow Hunter > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Missouri near > > > >a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter > > > >carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. > > > > > > > > Before he could release his...
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    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You've got to love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he...
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