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Pinelander
03-08-2005, 07:14 PM
I have always chuckled when I see Van's signature "Has anyone seen my pigs?"

So who's from Florida and been popping off Van's pigs? Or has a pig rustler gone crazy down there or what? Do they change their habits from summer to winter? (even though there isn't such a thing down there). Maybe he needs to start filling the troughs with more variety... :p

tuffshot
03-08-2005, 07:19 PM
Or just maybe he used just a little too much dynamite last time he went hunting :eek:

Bob Gordon
03-08-2005, 08:34 PM
Maybe it's those big six foot rattlers that he keeps as pets around his corn feeder. Brrr...sure would make me go find dinner someplace else!....warf

pondscum2
03-08-2005, 09:47 PM
those were'nt pigs, they were democratic "vote counters". they are all in ohio now.... :rolleyes: ps2

Pinelander
03-08-2005, 10:26 PM
LMAO

Now I know what he was feeding them - chad-chow. :p

swampy
03-09-2005, 12:35 PM
Somebody let a bunch of pigs go by me and nobody wanted to take claim to them maybe they were Van,s pigs LOL

By the way after several attempts of tring to catch them and find their owners they turned out to be purdy tasty

van_fl
03-09-2005, 01:29 PM
With due diligent and scientific investigation have concluded that.
1. Skunk Ape has moved the hogs off to Georgia.
2. A person with pony tail is standing guard for the SPCCA at my feeder. Running off any pigs that may still be in the area.
3. Any hogs that don't know where my feeder is are being eating by a large cat with 2 inch feet before they get to the feeder.
4. A unknown young person with a leash trained sow in heat is luring off all of the boars to his propriety. ( I have a pic of someone holding a leash with the trail cam)
5. Someone is peeing in the game trails leading to my feeder.

Pinelander
We don't use them voting machines here we've been to skool, Not like them voters in Miami. We do it the traditional way in Central Florida. I puts my X next to my name when I walk in the voting place than put my X where the man in the booth says is the one I am voting for. On the last election, I watched them counting the votes. The man said everyone I voted for won.

"Do they change their habits from summer to winter? (even though there isn't such a thing down there)"
Wana bet
Yes, in the summer (the wet season) we get 1-2 inches of rain at 3:30 every day.(if I look out the kitchen window and can't see the barn then I know its 3:30-4:00) So the hogs tend to cover more ground. In the winter (dry season ) we may only receive less then ½ inch a month. So the pigs tend to stay close to a water source. see I used to have pigs

tuffshot
03-09-2005, 01:46 PM
Van,

Em's sum fine looking pigs in that there picture. The farmer that owned them must have took um home :sbrug:

I sure would have :shooting: at the one on the right.

James on laptop
03-09-2005, 02:04 PM
That must have been after the rain.They sure are clean and purty. :)

Larry Hatfield
03-09-2005, 02:17 PM
maybe i should send you the caped crusader pistol to use on the ponytail guy.

thisbucks4u
03-10-2005, 07:54 AM
I say that Pny tail guy is a prime candidate for a blunting. Another option, and I only recommend this for educational purposes is to set up paintball wargame type boobytraps/mines. They are relatively harmless, hence the availibility to the public, but can be altered to carry Sow in heat, or pissed off skunk cover/attractants.

pondscum2
03-14-2005, 07:07 PM
hey now go easy on them pony-tailed fellers.... if it wasn't up in a 'tail. i couldn't see where i was goin'.... :cheers: ps2