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raisins
06-01-2009, 05:16 PM
If the Goverment is a car setting out to give every one a ride to work, then for 40 years the Republicans have been puncturing the tires, pouring sand in the gas tank, stealing the distributer cap, and, whenever they can get their hands on the wheel, driving it straight into the nearest ditch and then, pointing to the wreckage as the tow truck backs up to it, saying, See, this proves that people were meant to walk.
And they do this so that they don't have to chip in on gas.
Bowcephalus
06-01-2009, 05:46 PM
If the libs had their way they'd be the only ones who could afford gas to drive it.........
Bowcephalus
06-01-2009, 05:48 PM
Then they'd run the working class walking to work into the ditch as they sped by.........
Free Range
06-01-2009, 07:13 PM
If the Goverment is a car setting out to give every one a ride to work, then for 40 years the Republicans have been puncturing the tires, pouring sand in the gas tank, stealing the distributer cap, and, whenever they can get their hands on the wheel, driving it straight into the nearest ditch and then, pointing to the wreckage as the tow truck backs up to it, saying, See, this proves that people were meant to walk.
And they do this so that they don't have to chip in on gas.
Author?
raisins
06-01-2009, 07:51 PM
Some anonymous thing on the net.
Dave Holquist
06-01-2009, 09:54 PM
If the Goverment is a car setting out to give every one a ride to workspeaks volumes. The gov't should be there to 'give everyone' something, right?
I'll bet you'll get a lot more laughs over at moveon.org when make your daily contributions over there.
raisins
06-01-2009, 11:54 PM
speaks volumes. The gov't should be there to 'give everyone' something, right?
I'll bet you'll get a lot more laughs over at moveon.org when make your daily contributions over there.
Oh lighten up. I'm a real extreme liberal, eh? Never even been to moveon.
DanaC
06-02-2009, 02:26 AM
"If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for...but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong. If this is too blind for your taste, consult some well-meaning fool (there is always one around) and ask his advice. Then vote the other way. This enables you to be a good citizen (if such is your wish) without spending the enormous amount of time on it that truly intelligent exercise of franchise requires."
Lazarus Long (Robert Anson Heinlein)
Esquire
06-02-2009, 06:37 AM
I think there are more than five of us who can do no more than simply shake our heads and laugh at such nonsense. :o
BTW, if Government is a car setting out to give everyone a ride to work then God help us all.
There will be neither work nor rides when the leviathan has finished it's Procrustean task...
raisins
06-02-2009, 09:45 AM
Haha (maniacal laugh)
SteveGabriel
06-03-2009, 07:17 AM
Definitely Funny! :lol:
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